Halleluyah!

By the auditor
Hellooo! I’m here to show off! Muahaha! So there I was at Ikano Power Centre….and I saw a phone shop!

Hypothesis : In order to get something new, I will have to say that my old one is cacated and that people say that my father is poor because he can't buy a new one for me. (my dad's veri oi min)

Procedures :
Me : paaa…look! Phone shop! I wan new phone! *points excitedly*

Dad : I hoot you then you know. (that’s what he ALWAYS say)

Me : But I dun have a phone…I'm using my friend’s phone. After people say my father so poor, cannot afford to buy me new phone.

Dad : What happened to your own phone?

Me : Cacat edi…

Dad walks in shop! *wee!*

Dad : You better don’t buy so expensive.

Me : I want camera phone!

Results

Safety Precautions

Do not show off to people like ching mun, she will call u "f*cker".

hahahaha, k la, but I'm not showing off, i'm just sharing my joy with my readers. It may not be the most expensive phone but I still love it!!! At least it's a camera phone! lolz! Ok la, I dun wan show off edi. end of story.


 

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