By the auditor
Today I decided to skip school because
1.lazy
2.shang mei's skipping too so I dun haf to fetch anyone
3.I wanted to play squash wit xin & eyqa after skl but since my mum dun allow, so nothing to look forward for at school.
4.I don't want to see Cik Rani.
5.I slept at 4 am.

Maybe I should have a crush on someone in school, haha. That way…I have something to look forward to when I go to school because everyday is the same old boring routine and those double Chem periods! Ugh! Energy-draining! I have some friends who have crushes on people in school so everyday they’ll be wanting to go to school just to see their crush again. Sounds familiar?

I FFKed (ffk means err..u promised to go sumwhere, but in the end, u didn’t turn up, sumthing liddat) xin ying! Because I told her I would go for squash and she made me confirm. Then, I said, "Do I look like the kind of person who would FFK?" Haha, and she said, "Do you want me to tell the truth?" Haha, aiyoo...I feel so bad. So I thought of a brilliant idea, call ching mun to tell xin ying (xin ying’s already at school) but in the end, Ching Mun decided to skip too. So...oh well, haha, I wonder if Kamen and Xin Ying are cursing us right now.

Oh, today, I read some slimming advert in the newspaper :
"I was nicknamed fatty. My customers call me fatty and losing 21kg, they now call me "leng chai" (and that guy's not even leng chai after he's skinny, he's bald!)

"Whenever I date a girl I fancy, they always run away when I was fat. Now, that I am slim and handsome (cheh-wah, perasannya!), girls actually call me for a date."

Haha, I just find it hilarious how they say it.
 

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