It's a known fact that the world wide web makes people go a bit cuckoo
here's further evidence
something I found under the diseases section in Yahoo Answers
My best friend appears to have Zombieism?
A few weeks ago I went to see a friend. He was complaining of some kind of bite. Apparently he took his daughter to the zoo and got too close to the monkey enclosure.
A few days later I went to see him again. I noticed his skin looked a lot paler and seemed to be hanging off his bones in many places. His speech was also slurred and his ear appeared to be hanging on by a thread of skin.
I just figured he had a cold or something.Then yesterday I saw him in town and he expressed a desire to eat my brain.My question is, what's the best way to deal with him? Is it a shot to the head or bodily dismemberment? I can never remember.
wat the...
zombieism?
monkey enclosure?
desire to eat my brain??
desire to eat my brain??
kids...don't watch tv. tv is bad for you.
pfttt...waste of my time
waste of my time blogging about this also!
pretty amusing though.
more dumb stories to come ;)
