By the auditor
Lazy Blogger's Guide to Updating

1. Do tags. Just copy, paste and fill in the blanks. Just like filling forms, except it doesn't require stupid password confirmations.

2. Blame it all on exams and tight schedule despite the fact that you're seen online all day.

3. Post countless photos til you kill your bandwidth and your reader's broadband connection. Minimum amount of words required ;)


Example for Step 1 : Do A Tag

credits to chingyee, stole the tag from her.
1.Put your music player on shuffle.
2.Press forward for each question.
3.Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. No cheating.
4.With the answers, give your own comments on how they relate to the questions.
5.Tag 5 people.

How are you feeling today?
Something kinda like ooh - Girls Aloud
is my itunes psychic or what?

Will you get far in life?
I don't love you - My Chemical Romance
What?! Who say I don't love life.

What is your best friend's theme song?
Falls Apart - Sugar Ray
This is sad...

What is the story of your life?
Swear it Again - Westlife
heyy...I don't listen to boyband songs. I swear!!!
ok, ok. ~I swore to you my love will remain...and I swear it all over again ~
Yep,kinda like how my love life is.

What was high school like?
Again and Again - Jewel
~I try again and again~
This song's about trying to let go of a loved one.

How can you get ahead in life?
XieXie - Wilber Pan
(Thank You)? Totally irrelevant but if you must know, this song is about saying thank you to his ex for everything, eventhough she left him for another guy. What an idiot! who? Wilber or his ex? I'll leave that for you to decide.

What's the best thing about your friends?
Are you ready - 3 Days Grace.
I didn't even know I have this song and I'm not patient enough to listen through this whole song.

Describe your grandparents.
Footprints On My Heart - Paula De Anda
aww..sounds like they have a place in my heart but this song is about a relationship that hasbeen. gosh, I just realized I have a lot of heartbroken songs.


How's your life going?
Since You're Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson.
-.- iTunes is making me sound like an angry ex.

What song will they play at your funeral?
Ai Mei - Raine Yang
Damn. my death is not looked upon seriously.


Will you have a happy life?
Swing of lie - YUI
I dunno what's this song about as it's in Korean but it seems to be telling me that it's a swing of lie that I will have a happy life.
Die YUI! Die!
lol, JY a.k.a YUI freak's gonna come after me.


What do your friends really think of you?
Lost in This Moment - Big&Rich
yet another love song. guess my friends love me? (Stop making fake coughs and gags in front of your monitor!)


Do people secretly lust after you?
Animal I Have Become - 3 Days Grace
That's it! ByeBye iTunes! Hello WindowsMediaPlayer!
Don't you dare say ehh...it's true wert, you've become a donkey.

How can you make yourself happy?
Get Your Number - Mariah Carey
HAHAHA! If you look like my boyfriend, then maybe ;)

Will you ever have children?
Ru Guo Mei You Ni (If There's No You) - Karen Mok
ohh..I get it...I'll have children if there's no you. So stop dreaming of having children with me =P

What song would you strip to?
Wake Up - 3 Days Grace
Exactly! Wake Up! You think Li Hong's gonna strip for you? Don't think you even want to witness that. LOL

What does your mum think of you?
This Time - Jojo
This time...you better study hard..
This time...you better stop talking on the phone..

What is your deep, dark secret?
Keep Your Hands Off My Girl - Good Charlotte
I have a secret girlfriend I'm secretly possessive over. shh..don't tell my bf.

What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
Goodbye -AirSupply
~Losing you is painful to me~
My mortal enemy secretly loves me.

What's your personality like?
The Fast & Furious - Teriyaki Boys
Now iTunes' speaking my language....

What song will be played at your wedding?
Ai Feng Le (Already Crazy In Love) - Penny Tai
Jackpot!

I tag....all you lazy bloggers out there! :P
shall continue with examples for step 2 and 3 later. I got finals larh.
 

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