By the auditor


hey, i have a question



you know those chain letters with death threats...
why do people forward them?



I can only think of 3 explanations (you're free to suggest more)

1. you're the one that created those chain letters.

2. you feel like annoying the hell out of anyone who receives it

3. you're bored til you have to do something to prevent your brain cells from degenerating

4. you actually believed those death threats are real.



I happen to be guilty of no. 4.
hold it, hold it! before you laugh..
that was like..kazillion years ago,
when my sense of rationality hasn't fully developed (or maybe wasn't even existent).



now, i feel like smacking the 10-year-old me for actually believing stuff like...

this.

seriously.

i think the person who wrote this death threat was feeling psychopathic and horny at the same time.

"He will come at the time of 1.00 A.M. (Yes, that is in the morning)"

lol, that person deserves a pat on the back for making this chain letter age universal. how? by even targetting those young kids who don't know 1.00 A.M is in the morning.


here's another...

Sarah will come to you in the shower from the drain...

what if there's no drain in my shower?
what if i use bath tub?
what if i bath in the Ganges River?
highly unlikely BUT what if?


oh shit, 13 minutes have passed.

li hong is dead.

oh wait

i didn't go take shower also. so as long as I don't take bath, I'm safe.


note : if u do forward chain letters, don't get offended k...I'm just curious. don't tell me curiosity kills the cat.

wanna know the ONLY death threat I'll believe right now?

if you don't study for your upcoming trials (in 2 weeks) , you WILL die.


 

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